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Want to laugh? Full of the best, funniest jokes you can find! Entertain your friends and family with some of the best 'knock-knock', 'doctor-doctor', 'animal', 'zombie', 'snowman' and 'short funny' jokes. It that is not enough there are some funny 'what is the difference', 'did you hear', 'riddles' and 'funny brain teasers' jokes. Lots of laughter for all ages, even your granny will think it's funny!
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What a Joke! - Marlize Schmidt
What a Joke!: For Kids of All Ages
WHAT A JOKE!
For Kids Of All Ages
By Marlize Schmidt
Waldo this is for you, enjoy!
Copyright @ Marlize Schmidt, 2014
Standard rights reserved.
You are welcome to copy and share the jokes in this ebook.
ISBN: 978-1-312-32891-4
FIRST EDITION
KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES
knock 001 copy.jpgWill you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
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Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
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Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Barbie!
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Beats!
Beats who?
Beats me!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Cow-go!
Cow-go who?
No, Cow go MOO!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Dumbbell!
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work, so I had to knock!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you around!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Hatch!
Hatch who?
Bless you!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
'Lil old lady!
'Lil old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out!
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Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!
aa.jpgKnock Knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
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Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!
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Who's there?
I smell like puhh!
I smell
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