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Clown Joke Book: Joke Books
By Eliza Cole
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What's more entertaining than a good joke? If your kids love the circus and clowns then this is right up their alley!
You can't go wrong with this clown joke book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners about clowns that will keep your children entertained for hours.
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Eliza Cole
Eliza Cole from Cool Calm and Collected Publishing is a children's book author who loves jokes, coloring and puzzle books. It's a family business creating products that kids will love.
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Clown Joke Book - Eliza Cole
Clown Gags and One-liners
Q. What do you call a clown in a tree?
A. Bark!
Q. Why did the clown wear red socks?
A. So he could stop and smell the roses!
Q. What's a clown's favorite fruit?
A. Bananas!
Q. Why did the clown take a bath?
A. Because he wanted to be a clean Clownie!
Q. Where do clowns go when they're sick?
A. To the circus hospital!
Q. Why did the clown stand on his head?
A. To make people laugh!
Q. How do you catch a clown?
A. You tie him to a post!
Q. What’s a clown's favorite drink?
A. Orange juice!
Q. Why did the clown go to the movies?
A. To see the latest clown flick!
Q. How does a clown dance?
A. He does the bozo shuffle!
Q. How do you make a clown laugh?
A. Tell him a joke!
Q. Why did the clown get fired from his job?
A. Because he was always clowning around!
Q. Where do clowns go on vacation?
A. To the Bozo beach, they love to clown around in the sand!
Q. Why did the clown put
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