PAUL ‘SCURRIER’ PARKER

Hi Paul, how’s it going?

I’m all right, thanks. I’m rushing over to Piccadilly station in Manchester, in an Uber, to try to get my train to London.

Ooh, that adds a frisson of excitement to the interview.

Let’s see if I make it!

Now, we have been asked to include a walking-related silly question, as you’re taking part in a charity walk. So, let’s do lots. At what age did you learn to walk?

Ha! I can’t remember. I’d have to ask my mum, but I’d say it was quite early. A bright, sharp boy like me would have been eager to