Kid Safe Jokes
By Tim Beachum
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About this ebook
Like it or not we live in the digital age. Our children are exposed to tons of things that as parents and teachers, we wish they were not. Instead of just talking about the dangers facing our children, author, and marketing strategies Tim Beachum decided to do something about it. He created this book of "Kid Safe Jokes" to give parents and teachers a bit of relief.
Your kids can not have hours of fun, and laughter while not being exposed to any information that you as a parent would not want them exposed to. The "Kid Safe Jokes" book is also another great way to get your kids to read.
WARNING: Tim Beachum is not in any way responsible for the hours of joke telling that parents will be faced with. There has even been some reported cases of kids peeing their pants from the laughter after reading some of the jokes found in this book.
Tim Beachum
I am first and foremost a Marketing Strategist and have enjoyed doing so for 10+ years. Welcome to the digital age my friend.
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Kid Safe Jokes - Tim Beachum
Kid Safe Jokes
Published by Tim Beachum at Smashwords
Copyright 2014 Tim Beachum | 4th Generation Communications
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© Copyright 4th Generation Communications LLC. 2014
Q & A Jokes
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a head
and the tomato was trying to ketchup
!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
A: the pupil
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?
A: With a bee bee gun.
Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the spot.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What is the best day to go to the