Live Laugh Love Joke Book: Joke Books, #3

By Eliza Cole

This joke book is filled with laughs, love, and life. It's the perfect way to add some humor to your day or to share a laugh with friends. From light-hearted fun to clever quips, there's something for everyone in this collection. So, whether you're looking for a giggle or a chuckle, grab a copy of Live, Laugh, Love Joke Book and let the laughter begin! 

 

You can't go wrong with this book! It contains more than 230 funny one-liners about living life, laughing and loving, jokes about getting old and birthday card quotes that will keep you entertained for hours.  We have included 30 Would You Rather questions too as they are fun way to get to know new people. We have printed in large print and included funny cartoons.

 

One liners About Living

 

1. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

 

2. Age is a matter of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

 

3. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

 

4. Wrinkles don't hurt

 

5. Gray hair is wisdom shining through

 

6. Age is just a number 

 

7. Life is too short to waste time on things that don't matter 

 

One Liners About Love

 

1. If you have to force love, it's probably not worth it.

 

2. Love is like a snowflake. It's beautiful, but it can melt in an instant.

 

3. Love is like a cat. Sometimes it's cute and cuddly, and other times it's cranky and aloof.

 

4. Love is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, but it's always exciting. 

 

5. Love is like a fine wine. It gets better with age. 

 

6. Love is like a puzzle. Sometimes you can't figure it out, but when you do, it's the best feeling in the world. 

 

 

Would You Rather Questions for Seniors

 

Would you rather have a hearing aid or a cane?

 

Would you rather have arthritis or osteoporosis?

 

Would you rather live in a retirement home or with your children?

 

Would you rather take a trip to the beach or the mountains?

 

Would you rather play bingo or cards?

 

Would you rather read a book or watch television?

 

Would you rather garden or knit?

 

 

 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Eliza Cole
• Release date: Jun 8, 2022
• ISBN: 9798201505769

Eliza Cole

Eliza Cole from Cool Calm and Collected Publishing is a children's book author who loves jokes, coloring and puzzle books. It's a family business creating products that kids will love.

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