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What's more entertaining than a good joke?
You can't go wrong with this book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners that will keep your children entertained for hours. We've included 130 Would You Rather questions too so they'll have plenty to discuss in their families or on the playground - plus bonus Icebreaker exercises make it perfect for group activities like school clubs or other social and group gatherings where laughter is key.
If you are looking for very funny, silly, even hilarious one liners, riddles, gaming, animal or food related jokes for kids, this book will keep your children engaged and happy for hours.
Would You Rather Examples:
Would you rather have a head the size of a pea or a body the size of a pea?
Would you rather be able to read people's thoughts or be able to control people's thoughts?
Would you rather have superhuman strength or the ability to fly?
Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or be able to breathe in space?
Funny One Liner Jokes
1. What did one eye say to the other eye? Don't look now, but something between us smells!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.
4. Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!
5. You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Riddles
Q: What has a head but no body, a bed but no sleep, a mouth but no voice?
A: A river.
Q: I have a head and a tail, but no body. What am I?
A: A coin.
Q: I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A: A candle.
Q: Mary's father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter's name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. The correct answer is Mary!
Q: Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I? A: Ton
Titles in the series (3)
- Live Laugh Love Joke Book: Joke Books, #3
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This joke book is filled with laughs, love, and life. It's the perfect way to add some humor to your day or to share a laugh with friends. From light-hearted fun to clever quips, there's something for everyone in this collection. So, whether you're looking for a giggle or a chuckle, grab a copy of Live, Laugh, Love Joke Book and let the laughter begin! You can't go wrong with this book! It contains more than 230 funny one-liners about living life, laughing and loving, jokes about getting old and birthday card quotes that will keep you entertained for hours. We have included 30 Would You Rather questions too as they are fun way to get to know new people. We have printed in large print and included funny cartoons. One liners About Living 1. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. 2. Age is a matter of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. 3. Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. 4. Wrinkles don't hurt 5. Gray hair is wisdom shining through 6. Age is just a number 7. Life is too short to waste time on things that don't matter One Liners About Love 1. If you have to force love, it's probably not worth it. 2. Love is like a snowflake. It's beautiful, but it can melt in an instant. 3. Love is like a cat. Sometimes it's cute and cuddly, and other times it's cranky and aloof. 4. Love is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, but it's always exciting. 5. Love is like a fine wine. It gets better with age. 6. Love is like a puzzle. Sometimes you can't figure it out, but when you do, it's the best feeling in the world. Would You Rather Questions for Seniors Would you rather have a hearing aid or a cane? Would you rather have arthritis or osteoporosis? Would you rather live in a retirement home or with your children? Would you rather take a trip to the beach or the mountains? Would you rather play bingo or cards? Would you rather read a book or watch television? Would you rather garden or knit?
- Clown Joke Book: Joke Books
What's more entertaining than a good joke? If your kids love the circus and clowns then this is right up their alley! You can't go wrong with this clown joke book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners about clowns that will keep your children entertained for hours.
- 300 Funny One Liners and Short Jokes: Joke Books
What's more entertaining than a good joke? You can't go wrong with this book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners that will keep your children entertained for hours. We've included 130 Would You Rather questions too so they'll have plenty to discuss in their families or on the playground - plus bonus Icebreaker exercises make it perfect for group activities like school clubs or other social and group gatherings where laughter is key. If you are looking for very funny, silly, even hilarious one liners, riddles, gaming, animal or food related jokes for kids, this book will keep your children engaged and happy for hours. Would You Rather Examples: Would you rather have a head the size of a pea or a body the size of a pea? Would you rather be able to read people's thoughts or be able to control people's thoughts? Would you rather have superhuman strength or the ability to fly? Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg? Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or be able to breathe in space? Funny One Liner Jokes 1. What did one eye say to the other eye? Don't look now, but something between us smells! 2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 3. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. 4. Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out! 5. You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at. Riddles Q: What has a head but no body, a bed but no sleep, a mouth but no voice? A: A river. Q: I have a head and a tail, but no body. What am I? A: A coin. Q: I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I? A: A candle. Q: Mary's father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter's name? A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. The correct answer is Mary! Q: Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I? A: Ton
Author
Eliza Cole
Eliza Cole from Cool Calm and Collected Publishing is a children's book author who loves jokes, coloring and puzzle books. It's a family business creating products that kids will love.
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