Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids
By Rob Elliott and Gearbox
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About this ebook
From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a collection filled with hundreds of jokes and riddles about trains, planes, and automobiles—and featuring, for the first time ever, games and puzzles to keep the whole family busy for hours!
A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
When school lets out and the kids are raring to go, hit the road with Rob Elliott’s first-ever summer joke collection. An ideal choice for taking to the pool, on summer sleepovers, or on a long, winding car ride—or when making plans for future such fun.
Q: What kind of people travel the most? A: Romans!
If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
Rob Elliott
Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.
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Laugh-Out-Loud Road Trip Jokes for Kids - Rob Elliott
Dedication
Joanna, Josh, Cassie, Emma, Leah, Anna, and Mason: I wouldn’t want to travel through any adventure in life without you!
Contents
Dedication
Begin Reading
Back Ad
About the Author
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
Begin Reading
If you’re reading this as an ebook, you know you shouldn’t write on the screen! Grab a notebook or a piece of paper and some pencils and play along that way!
Q: Where do couples travel to get married?
A: To Marry-land! (Maryland)
Q: Where is the best place to go shopping for clothes?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Which mountain has never been climbed?
A: Mount Never-est.
Q: Where’s the best place to get a kidney transplant?
A: Oregon. (organ)
Q: Where do people like to vacation over and over?
A: Michigan . . . and igan and igan.
Q: What do you call a country with pink automobiles?
A: A car-nation.
Q: What is the cleanest state?
A: Wash-ington.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
S’more.
S’more who?
Do you want to hear s’more road trip jokes?
Q: How did the zookeeper calm down the wild elephant?
A: With a trunk-quilizer.
Q: Why did Cinderella buy a camera?
A: So she could find her prints charming.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zeke.
Zeke who?
Zeke and you will find!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I needle little help getting this door open.
CAN YOU TAKE THE TRAIN
to the
LINCOLN MEMORIAL?
Tic - TAC - Toe
Q: Why did the man cry when he ran out of cola?
A: Because it was soda-pressing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Launch.
Launch who?
Can we stop for launch yet?
Q: Why did the clock go on vacation?
A: It needed to unwind.
Knock,