Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz

By Craig Yoe

Squeaky Clean Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

“This is a book with a purpose and that purpose is fun! Filled with spontaneous explosions of laughter….”—Mark Squirek, New York Journal of Books

From Craig Yoe, the former Creative Director, Vice President, and General Manager of Jim Henson's Muppets-and former Creative Director at Nickelodeon and Disney-comes a series of wholesome joke books for kids of all ages. Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz is the first of the series and you’ll want to own them all!

Fun for Everyone. No boogers, ghosts, witches, scary monsters, insults or put-downs-all giggle-filled good clean fun for young and old alike. Your child can share these jokes with family, friends, or anyone who wants to laugh.

Laugh-out-loud (LOL) funny jokes. Craig, a retired pastor, believes that there is nothing better in life than making kids laugh. He has been collecting jokes for years, and now he is releasing his hand-picked jokes for kids in the “Squeaky Clean” series. It’s packed with wholesome, edifying, LOL funny jokes to encourage reading and entertain for hours.

A career devoted to making kids happy. Yoe is the winner of an Eisner Award (the comics industry's equivalent of the Academy Awards) and a Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators. He is an author, editor, art director, graphic designer, cartoonist and comics historian. Craig is currently operating Yoe! Studio creations and Yoe! Books. Publisher Weekly says he's the “archivist of the ridiculous and the sublime” and calls his work "brilliant." Library Journal “calls him a comics guru”. Jim Henson once said that “Craig brings with him his valuable creativity and enthusiasm.” Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame quipped, “I keep buying books from Yoe Books as gifts, then keeping them for myself!”

If your child liked Silly Jokes for Silly Kid by Silly Willy, Jokes for Kids by Rob Stevens, or Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Whee Winn, they will love Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Jun 2, 2020
• ISBN: 9781642502336

Craig Yoe

Vice magazine has called Yoe the "Indiana Jones of comics historians." Publisher Weekly says he's the "archivist of the ridiculous and the sublime" and calls his work "brilliant." The Onion calls him "the celebrated designer,"The Library Journal,"a comics guru. "BoingBoing hails him "a fine cartoonist and a comig book historian of the first water." Yoe was Creative Director/Vice President/ General Manager of Jim Henson's Muppets, and a Creative Director at Nickelodeon and Disney. Craig has won an Eisner Award and the Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators.

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Copyright © 2020 by Craig Yoe.

Published by Mango Publishing Group, a division of Mango Media Inc.

Cover Design: Craig Yoe and Clizia Gussoni

Cover Photo/illustration: Craig Yoe

Layout & Design: Elina Diaz

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Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication number: 2019954715

ISBN: (print) 978-1-64250-232-9 , (ebook) 978-1-64250-233-6

BISAC category code JUVENILE NONFICTION, Humor /

Jokes & Riddles

Printed in the United States of America

ROTFL!

Fuzzy: Why did the bear get cold?

Wuzzy: He was walking around with bear feet!

Mike: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Ike: Hold its nose!

Moe: When are boats cuddly?

Flo: When they hug the shore!

Why did the fish cross the road?

What road?!?!?

Q: Why did the wildcat get sent