Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids
By Craig Yoe
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Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
With over 700 silly knock-knock jokes, this book is ready to knock down your door with hours and hours of the wackiest “Who’s There?” answers ever. Perfect for sharing with friends, Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids will have your young comedian howling with laughter!
Craig Yoe
Vice magazine has called Yoe the "Indiana Jones of comics historians." Publisher Weekly says he's the "archivist of the ridiculous and the sublime" and calls his work "brilliant." The Onion calls him "the celebrated designer,"The Library Journal,"a comics guru. "BoingBoing hails him "a fine cartoonist and a comig book historian of the first water." Yoe was Creative Director/Vice President/ General Manager of Jim Henson's Muppets, and a Creative Director at Nickelodeon and Disney. Craig has won an Eisner Award and the Gold Medal from the Society of Illustrators.
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Knock-Knock! Who's There? - Craig Yoe
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Standin’ here in the rain, can you let me in?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey is in my other pants!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Logan!
Logan who?
Logan to your computer, I’ll send you an e-mail!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut you wanna open the door and find out?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Danielle!
Danielle who?
Danielle at me!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah me the key, quick—I’ve got to go to the bathroom!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie these groceries for me, will ya?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Alexa!
Alexa who?
Alexa to open the door just one more time!
What do you wipe your feet
on at a dog lover’s house?
A mutt!
What do you get when you open the door at Thanksgiving?
A tur-key!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working or should I keep knocking?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily yay-hee-hoo! Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Riley!
Riley who?
Riley now, you must know who I am!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Megan!
Megan who?
Megan me mad—open the door, already!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley, never mind!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Chelsea!
Chelsea who?
Chelsea for yourself if you open the door!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Czar!
Czar who?
Czar’s gold in them thar hills!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Cow!
Cow who?
Cows don’t who,
cows go MOOOO!
What number is on a ballerina’s
front door?
2-2!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Liam!
Liam who?
Liam alone—you’re bothering the neighbors with your racket!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Jackson!
Jackson who?
Jackson the hill to roll down with Jill!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Kerry!
Kerry who?
Kerry me over the threshold!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Mary!
Mary who?
Mary me!
What sound does a groom’s doorbell make?
Ring-ring!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Julie!
Julie who?
Julie the key under the mat?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Beth!
Beth who?
Beth bet is to open the door and find out!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex-it here—or is this the entrance?
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip the candy dish, I’ve got a sweet tooth!
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!
Interr—
MOOOO!