Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

By Rob Elliott

MORE THAN 2 MILLION COPIES SOLD!

USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestseller

What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion.

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. These good, clean jokes are perfect for the young comedian in your family.

Includes:
● one-liners
● knock knock jokes
● animal jokes
● tongue twisters
● and more!

A hilarious, silly gift for boys, girls, dads, grandkids, and the whole family--perfect for Christmas, stocking stuffers, birthdays, holidays, or anytime you want to share a smile. Guaranteed to keep everyone's funny bones tickled all year long!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
• Release date: Aug 1, 2010
• ISBN: 9781441213327

Rob Elliott

Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.

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© 2010 by Robert E. Teigen

Published by Revell

a division of Baker Publishing Group

P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287

www.revellbooks.com

Ebook edition created 2010

Ebook corrections 07.23.2020, 08.17.2022

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC.

ISBN 978-1-4412-1332-7

I’d like to dedicate this book to my wife Joanna, who I found out is better at coming up with kids’ jokes than I am!

And to

Joshua Bay, Emma Ruth, Leah Rose, and Anna Beth

I want to dedicate this joke book to you because you are some of the greatest joys and blessings that God has given me this side of heaven. I know I’ve laughed more and smiled more in the years that you’ve been a part of my life than ever before, so here is a little something to return the favor. Children really are a blessing from the Lord (Psalm 127:3) and I’ve been blessed beyond what I deserve or ever imagined.

CONTENTS

Cover

Title Page

Copyright Page

Dedication

1. Q & A Jokes

2. Awesome Animal Jokes

3. Knock Knock Jokes

4. Tongue Twisters

5. Some Things to Think About

About the Author

Ad

Back Cover

1

Q & A JOKES

Q: Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?

A: On the tele-bone.

Q: What is the richest kind of air?

A: A millionaire.

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?

A: The mermaid.

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

Q: Why did the skeleton drink eight glasses of milk every day?

A: Milk is good for the bones.

Q: Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?

A: The carton said to shake well before drinking.

Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: Where do