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Hot Dogs and Dinosnores: A First Animal Joke book
By Amanda Li and Jane Eccles
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Hot Dogs and Dinosnores is a hilarious, laugh-out-loud joke book stuffed full of funny animal jokes to get kids laughing, from Amanda Li, the author of Jellyphants and Wooly Jumpers.
Children love telling jokes to their friends and family, and these jokes are easy to read and easy to remember. Perfect for beginner readers who delight in fun wordplay.
What do you call a dog who likes bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
They only have one tail.
Where did the kittens go for their school trip?
To the mew-seum.
What kind of gum do bees chew?
Bumblegum.
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Amanda Li
Amanda Li is a writer and editor who has worked in publishing for many years. She lives in London with her family.
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