365 Goofy Jokes and Silly Riddles for Kids

By Walt Rogers

Q: What does the President call his recliner?

A: Chair Force One.

 

Q: What smells worse than a wet dog?

A: A wet dog with a stuffy nose.

 

Q: What do they use to make Swiss cheese?

A: Hole milk.

 

Send a joke in your son's lunch every day! Trade riddles with your daughter on a road trip! Giggle with the grandkids!

365 Goofy Jokes and Silly Riddles for Kids has plenty of clean and wholesome material to keep your budding comedians in stitches.

 

And now, a quick Q and A with the publisher:

 

Are there really 365 jokes in this book? That's a full year of daily jokes!

No, there aren't really 365 jokes in the book. There are 366. We had to account for leap years!

 

Some joke books today use innuendo and curse words. Is this one of those books?

No way. The only dirty word we use is mud. And we don't even know what innuendo means!

 

So you suggest that parents should buy this book?

No. Kids will drive their parents crazy telling these jokes. Grandparents should buy this book.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kidnight Blue
• Release date: Jan 22, 2016
• ISBN: 9781524261948

Book preview

Table of Contents

A Zany Zooful of Animal Jokes

Crazy Q & A Jokes

Notorious Knock-Knocks

Goofy Grab Bag

About the Author

A Zany Zooful of Animal Jokes

What does a cat wear at bedtime?

Purr-jamas!

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Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

He was chicken!

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Who's the one relative you don't want to be too close to?

Your skunkle!

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Why didn't the farmer understand what the hogs were saying?

They were speaking in pig Latin!

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What do you call it when the cat knocks over the garbage can?

Kitty litter.

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Why are fish so smart?

They travel in schools.

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Why did the dog get in trouble in obedience school?

He kept eating his own homework!

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Where can you find an elephant dentist?

Tuska-loosa!

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What do you call a lullaby for cattle?

A bull-dozer!

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What do cats like to read?

The newspa-purr.

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What do you call the littlest bear ever?

The bear minimum.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

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What's the noise a rooster makes to wake you up in the morning?

An alarm cluck.

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What do you use to style a bunny's fur?

A hare brush.

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What kind of bird do they use to build tall buildings?

A crane.

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What did the gardener say when he saw the rabbit sneaking toward the carrots?

Hare comes trouble!

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How do you take a pig to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a shark?

A purr-ahna!

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What do you call a Christmas tree with a pig in it?

A porky-pine.

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