The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!: Over 991 Jokes!
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It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like:
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky!
Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto?
A: Fleas!
And many more!
Editors of Portable Press
Portable Press is a tight-knit group of writers, researchers, and editors who are responsible for some of the publishing industry’s most popular non-fiction trivia and facts books. Aside from creating the fan-favorite Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series (more than 16 million books in print since 1988), the Portable Press team also specializes in regional and kids’ titles, plus gift books, activity books, and whatever else strikes their fancy.
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The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! - Editors of Portable Press
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What do you call a kid captured by a cannibal?
Stu!
What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the Pew.
When the moth hit the windshield, what was the last thing to go through its mind?
Its butt!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a hippy’s wife?
Mississippi.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side!
If we breathe oxygen during the day, what do we breathe at night?
Nightrogen.
What’s the hardest thing about learning to skate?
The ground!
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
It’s pointless.
Why couldn’t the gnome pay his rent?
He was a little short.
What do you call a prehistoric pig?
Jurassic pork!
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
Because if you add 4 and 4, you get ate.
Why did dinosaurs walk so slowly?
Because running shoes hadn’t been invented yet.
Why did the little strawberry cry?
Her mom and dad were in a jam.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
They taste funny!
What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon aid.
Who makes the best exploding underwear?
Fruit of the Boom!
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in a rain shower?
A drizzly bear.
What kind of songs are balloons afraid of?
Pop songs!
What is every magician’s favorite candy bar?
Twix.
What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
A molar bear.
Did you hear about the computer program created by a chicken?
All you do is point and cluck.
What did the alpaca say when she was kicked off the farm?
Alpaca my bags!
What’s the most important rule for doing science experiments?
Never lick the spoon.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
What do you give a seasick monster?
Plenty of room!
Why did the cowboy ride the bull?
It was too heavy to carry.
Which Great Lake do ghosts like best?
Lake Eerie.
Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
In a shopping bag.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
If athletes get athlete’s feet, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the p
is silent.
What do you get when you cross a goat with a squid?
Billy the Squid.
Have you heard the joke about the peach?
It’s pitiful.
Which bird can hold three gallons of water in its bill?
The pelican.
Where does Spider-Man go for medical advice?
Web MD.
Why was the potato alone at the party?
It got there oily.
What’s the best time to visit the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
Which state needs a handkerchief?
Mass-ACHOO!-setts.
Why do fish choirs always sing off-key?
Because you can’t tuna fish.
What kind of undies do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
Did you hear about the frog that was illegally parked?
It got toad.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What do you call a motorcycle with a good sense of humor?
A Yamahahaha.
Why did the kid leave his piggy bank outside?
He expected some change in the weather.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his oatmeal?
He was already stuffed!
What kind of books do skunks read?
Best-smellers.
Why do vampires brush their teeth?
To prevent bat breath.
Where do baby ghosts spend their days?
At day-scare centers.
What do you call a sleeping T. rex?
A dino-snore!
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon.
Why did the belt get arrested?
It held up a