Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever!
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Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! - Editors of Portable Press
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Why do demons and ghouls get along so well?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What did the ghoul say after he dug three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well!
What do you get if you cross a ghoul with a collie?
A dog that eats you and then runs for help.
Ghoul: I don’t trust gnomes.
Goblin: Why not?
Ghoul: Their brains are too near their butts.
Where can you find ghouls on weekends?
On ghoul-f courses.
What was the sea monster’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
How do you keep an ogre from smelling?
Plug up his nose.
What did the one-armed ogre have in common with his broken watch?
He didn’t have a second hand.
What do ghouls eat in Europe?
Hungarian ghoulash.
What kind of makeup does a ghoul put on?
Mas-scare-a.
Why did the ghoul eat a lamp?
He wanted a light meal.
What was the ghoul doing at the dinner table?
Goblin her food.
What happened to the flowers in the ghoul’s garden?
They grue-some.
What do ghouls put on hot dogs?
Ghoulden’s Mustard.
What should you do when five ghouls show up at your front door?
Hope it’s Halloween!
Why do ghouls eat only organic food?
Because it’s super natural.
When did most ghouls come to California?
During the Ghould Rush.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite cereal?
Scream of Wheat.
What Shakespearean play did the goblins like best?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
How do ogres keep their feet dry?
They wear ghoul-oshes.
What is a ghoul’s favorite movie?
Goon with the Wind.
How does Shrek like his eggs?
Ogre easy.
Head ogre: Use worm eye
in a sentence.
Little ghoul: Where worm eye parents born?
Head ogre: Can you use ape
and eel
in a sentence?
Little ghoul: You need to take ape eel (a peel) off a banana to eat it.
What did the goblins serve at their Halloween party?
Ghoulade.
What position did the goblin play on the hockey team?
Ghoulie.
How do you know if an ogre is hungry?
He’s breathing.
Why did the giant wear purple suspenders?
Because his red ones broke.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb-one’s right behind you!
What do you get when a creepy creature goes to the bathroom?
Cree-pee.
Why are ghouls forgetful?
Because everything goes in one ear and out three others.
When does an ogre have to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty (2:30).
What steps should you take when an ogre is chasing you?
Very big ones.
What would you call a kindhearted ogre?
A failure.
Who did the ogre go to the dance with?
His girl-fiend.
Why did the ghoul eat her homework?
Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake.
What did the ghoul’s left eye say to his right eye?
Between us, something smells.
What kind of ghoul keeps good time?
A metro-gnome.
What did the goblins sell door-to-door?
Ghoul Scout cookies.
What’s the best thing about being an ugly ogre?
You don’t need to buy a costume for Halloween.
Little ogre: I hate my teacher.
Mother ogre: Then just eat your salad.
Mother ghoul: Boris, what did your father say when you ate the dog?
Boris: Should I leave out the bad words?
Mother: Yes, please.
Boris: He didn’t say anything.
Why did the ghoul say, Moo! Moo!
?
She was studying a foreign language.
How can you tell when an ogre is full?
When he doesn’t try to eat you.
If a red goblin is red and looks like a goblin, what is a purple goblin?
A red goblin in disguise.
Try saying this three times quickly:
The ghoul’s gruel grew cool.
Ghoul (on the phone): Doctor, my son swallowed a pen.
Witch doctor: Bring him to see me in