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Ram I am

My knee is bung. The receptionist at the medical centre asked about the nature of my injury. I said I had been knocked down by my pet ram lamb. She expressed no surprise. In the country, accident by animal is a daily occurrence. I, however, was incredulous. I couldn’t believe I was making a doctor’s appointment after getting knocked down by a pet ram lamb. It was not a thing that

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