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    The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!
    The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!
    The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!
    Ebook131 pages41 minutes

    The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!

    By Editors of Portable Press

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    Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page.

    Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud.

    Here's a sampling:

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Cowsgo.
    Cowsgo who?
    No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that's why I knocked!

    Knock, knock. 
    Who's there?
    Interrupting pirate! 
    Interrup—
    ARRRRRRRRRR!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPortable Press
    Release dateMay 1, 2017
    ISBN9781684120093
    The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever!
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    Editors of Portable Press

    Portable Press is a tight-knit group of writers, researchers, and editors who are responsible for some of the publishing industry’s most popular non-fiction trivia and facts books. Aside from creating the fan-favorite Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series (more than 16 million books in print since 1988), the Portable Press team also specializes in regional and kids’ titles, plus gift books, activity books, and whatever else strikes their fancy.

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      The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! - Editors of Portable Press

      1

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Doris.

      Doris who?

      Doris open. Can I come in?

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Fanny.

      Fanny who?

      Fanny-body knocks, I’m not home.

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Athena.

      Athena who?

      Athena flying saucer!

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Emerson.

      Emerson who?

      Emerson nice sneakers you’re wearing.

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Hannah.

      Hannah who?

      Hannah partridge in a pear tree.

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Sancho.

      Sancho who?

      Sancho an email but you never answered.

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Lionel.

      Lionel who?

      Lionel bite you if you stick your head in its mouth.

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Howell.

      Howell who?

      Howell you find out if you don’t open the door?

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      José.

      José who?

      José can you see…

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Kent.

      Kent who?

      Kent you see for yourself?

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Gus.

      Gus who?

      That’s what you’re supposed to do!

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Eliza.

      Eliza who?

      Eliza lot so don’t trust ’im.

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Carmen.

      Carmen who?

      Carmen get it!

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Howard.

      Howard who?

      Howard I know?

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Freddy.

      Freddy who?

      Freddy or not, here I come!

      Knock-knock!

      Who’s there?

      Celeste.

      Celeste who?

      Celeste time I knock on your

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