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Pocket Fun: Super Funny Jokes
By Adam Clay, Chuck Whelon and Jack B. Quick
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Q: Which ancient leader invented seasonings?
A: Suntan Pepper!
Packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers, this joke book will have kids rolling on the floor laughing.
Side-splitting themes include animal jokes, food jokes and space jokes that are out-of-this-world. These topics will help young-readers build general knowledge and wordplay, as well as make them chuckle.
Featuring hilarious full-color illustrations, Super Funny Jokes is perfect for kids aged 5+.
ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Publishing's Pocket Fun books are full of exciting activities and pastimes, including drawing, puzzle solving, mazes and jokes. Their cute illustrations will capture a child's imagination and their small size makes them perfect for on the go.
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Adam Clay
Adam Clay is the author of five collections of poems: Circle Back, To Make Room for the Sea, Stranger, A Hotel Lobby at the Edge of the World, and The Wash. His work has appeared in Boston Review, Ploughshares, Cincinnati Review, jubilat, Georgia Review, and elsewhere. A recipient of a Literary Arts Fellowship from the Mississippi Arts Commission, he teaches at the University of Southern Mississippi and edits Mississippi Review.
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Pocket Fun - Adam Clay
ALL AT SEA
What happened when a ship carrying blue paint crashed into a ship carrying red paint?
The crew were marooned.
What vegetable do sailors hate?
Leeks.
Why did the pirate leave a chicken with his buried treasure?
Because eggs marks the spot!
How do you annoy a pirate?
Take away the p
to make him irate!
What did the sailor think as he fell overboard?
Water way to go!
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why was no one able to play cards on Noah’s Ark?
Because Noah stood on the deck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What did the walrus do after he read the sad book?
He started to blubber.
Which two fish can you wear on your feet?
A sole and an eel.
Why wouldn’t the sailor eat any fruitcake?
He was worried about dangerous currants.
What grades did the pirate get in school?
High seas.
Which salad ingredient is the most dangerous for ocean liners?
Iceberg lettuce.
What sea creature can also fly?
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