Love, Ghosts and Nose Hair
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A special reissue of a bestselling Australian classic from award-winning author Steven Herrick.
Jack is an everyday sixteen-year-old boy. He's obsessed with Annabel, sport and nose hair. He's also obsessed with a ghost ...
There's a ghost in our house in a red evening dress, black stockings and Mum's sling back shoes. Her hair whispers over white shoulders as she dances through the rooms.
A bittersweet comedy about the infinite promise of first love and the everlasting sorrow of grief, Love, Ghosts Nose Hair was shortlisted for the CBCA Book of the Year: Older Readers and New South Wales Premier's Literary Awards.
Steven Herrick
Steven Herrick is one of Australia's most popular poets. His books for teens include Love, Ghosts, & Facial Hair; A Place Like This; and The Simple Gift.
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Love, Ghosts and Nose Hair - Steven Herrick
Echoes
My name
My name is Jack.
Not Jackson
or Jackie;
not Jack-in-the-box,
laughing like an echo;
not hit the road Jack;
not Jack the rat
or Jack, go wash your face,
or Jack rabbit,
lifting my head to get shot,
or Jacqueline;
not Jack of all trades,
master of none,
or car Jack
or Jack Frost;
not Jackpot,
the name of a loser,
or Jackboot
or Jacktar
or Jackknife
or Jacket –
something to wrap yourself in;
not just Jack
or Jack of hearts
but
JACK.
Okay?
My family (the dream one)
There’s my dad,
dressed in his best blue suit,
counting his money: $10,000, $11,000, $12,000 …
My mum –
she’ll be home soon –
she’s starring in another movie
so she’s acting late.
And my sister? She’s away.
She’s a nun, helping the poor in Africa.
They had her on 60 Minutes last week;
Saint Sister they call her.
My brother?
He’s outside polishing his Porsche.
And me?
I’m just starting my Maths homework.
I love Maths.
My family (the real one)
There’s my dad,
snoring in his chair, still in his work clothes,
sleeping without a shower for the third day running.
My mum –
she’s wearing those pink curlers in her hair –
looks like a space cadet to me.
And my sister’s in the bathroom.
She’s dyeing her hair orange.
I think it’ll suit her.
My brother?
He’s in jail, we expect him home next year.
And I’m here writing this, watching the footy on TV
and doing everything possible to avoid
homework.
My family (the truth)
Actually, truth be known,
they’re both wrong.
I live with my dad
and my sister.
My dad works at a newspaper.
He says he tells ‘edited lies’ all day.
He’s a journalist,
which means I never see him.
He leaves home at 7am
and returns at night,
smelling of cigarette smoke and defeat.
He walks in,
reheats the dinner
and asks me if I’ve done my homework.
He’s okay though.
He talks to me on the weekends
and that’s enough for a parent.
My sister I like!
Yeah I know,
you’re not supposed to like your sister,
but Desiree’s great.
She left school last year,
went right out and got a job.
She’s assistant manager of a bookshop.
She says they’ll stock my first book
when it’s published.
She’s nineteen.
Tall, dark eyes, long black hair
and
this faint trace of soft light hair on her top lip!
That’s what I like about her:
she’s upfront.
Other girls might wax it
but not Des.
I tell her it looks sexy
and I think it does – for my sister!
So Des and me
get on fine.
She even talks to me
about Ms Curling
and Annabel Browning.
Sex, sport and nose hair
I’m a normal guy.
An average sixteen-year-old.
I think about sex, sport and nose hair.
Sex mostly.
How to do it,
how to get someone to do it with me,
who I should ask for advice.
My friends are useless,
they know nothing.
We sit, at lunchtime,
trying to make sense of that
impenetrable mystery called girls.
I’ve thought of asking Ms Curling –
she’s the type who’d look me in the eye
and talk straight –
but I could never hold her stare.
I’d start dribbling or blushing or coughing
or worse:
I’d get an erection!
They happen