The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes: Over 750 Laugh Out Loud Jokes!
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Hundreds of very funny, silly jokes on every topic you can think of!
What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea.
Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one.
What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.
With over 750 jokes, The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes will have kids and adults laughing non-stop! The perfect book for rainy days at home or long car journeys.
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Animals
Why do cows lie down when it’s cold?
To keep each udder warm.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper.
What did the mouse say when it broke its front teeth?
Hard cheese.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sour puss.
What’s the difference between an elephant and a biscuit?
You can’t dunk an elephant in your tea.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A blushing zebra.
What kind of fish can’t swim?
Dead ones.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because he had a fantastic pair of drumsticks.
Why did the blackbird fly into the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
When does a duck get up?
At the quack of dawn.
How does an elephant get down from a tree?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn.
Two tigers were walking down the high street. One of them says to the other, ‘Quiet for a Saturday night, isn’t it?’
What kind of cats love water?
Octopusses.
Why do horses look sad?
Because they have long faces.
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What do you do with a blue whale?
Try to cheer it up.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Why is it hard to bury an elephant?
Because it’s an enormous undertaking.
What’s the wettest animal in the world?
A reindeer.
How do horses propose?
On bended neigh.
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonky.
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Where does a chicken go when it dies?
To oven.
Where do sheep go for their haircuts?
The baa baa shop.
What’s a rabbit’s favourite kind of music?
Hip hop.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little hoarse.
What’s a shark’s favourite game?
Bite and seek.
Why is a puppy good at DIY?
Because it’s always doing little jobs around the house.
Mike: Would you like to play with our new dog?
Joanne: I’m not sure. He looks very fierce. Does he bite?
Mike: That’s what I want to find out.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy.
Which cat purrs more than any other?
A purrsian cat.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with an owl?
Something that smells, but doesn’t give a hoot.
Why is it difficult to have a conversation with a goat?
It always butts in.
Why won’t banks allow kangaroos to open accounts?
Their cheques always bounce.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What do you get from a clever oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.