Christmas Jokes
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Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks
What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas?
Grave-y
What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?
Anything you like, he can't hear you!
This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you’d have to be Christmas crackers to miss it.
The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!
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Christmas Jokes - Macmillan Adult's Books
What’s red and white and goes up and down?
Father Christmas stuck in a lift.
What’s red and white, bounces and goes ‘Ho ho ho’?
Father Christmas on a pogo stick.
What did Mrs Christmas say to Father Christmas?
‘It looks like rain, dear.’
What nationality is Father Christmas?
North Polish.
What’s red and white, red and white, red and white?
Father Christmas rolling down a hill.
How does Father Christmas feel when he’s stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
What do you get when Father Christmas comes down the chimney and lands in the fire?
Crisp Kringle.
What kind of motorbike does Father Christmas have?
A Holly-Davidson.
What do you call people who are afraid of Father Christmas?
Claus-trophobic.
What do you get