Christmas Cracker Jokes
By Amanda Li
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A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round
What do you call a boy trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole?
Brrrr-ian!
What goes Ho Ho Swoosh, Ho Ho Swoosh?
Father Christmas in a revolving door!
Waiter, waiter, my turkey has gone off.
Which way did it go?
Amanda Li
Amanda Li is a writer and editor who has worked in publishing for many years. She lives in London with her family.
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Christmas Cracker Jokes - Amanda Li
What’s red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Santa Claus stuck in a lift.
What’s red and white, bounces and goes, ‘Ho ho ho’?
Santa on a pogo stick.
What jumps from cake to cake and tastes of almonds?
Tarzipan.
What’s green and white and bounces?
A spring onion.
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld fang syne.
What two things should you never eat before breakfast on Christmas Day?
Lunch and dinner.
Where do ghosts go for a Christmas treat?
The phantomime.
What sort of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
What kind of jokes does a chiropodist like?
Corny jokes.
Why do bakers work so hard?
Because they need the dough.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Bryn: Did you hear the story of the three reindeer?
Gwyn: No.
Bryn: Oh dear, dear, dear.
First boy: Where does your mum come from?
Second boy: Alaska.
First boy: Don’t worry, I’ll ask her myself.
What’s the most popular gardening magazine in the world?
Weeder’s Digest.
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What did they call the crazy golfer?
A crack putt.
If you have a referee in football, a referee in rugby and a referee in boxing, what do you have in bowls?
Pudding.
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