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    Christmas Cracker Jokes for Kids
    Christmas Cracker Jokes for Kids
    Christmas Cracker Jokes for Kids
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    Christmas Cracker Jokes for Kids

    By Aunt Lily

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    About this ebook

    A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round.

    Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.

    Jokes from this funny book...

    Q: What award goes to designers of doorknockers?

    A:no bell prize

    HAHA!

    Q: How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?

    A: He has Santa Claws.

    LOL!

    Q: What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

    A: Bark, the herald angels sing

    ROTFL!

    Funny Jokes! (Clean Jokes for Children)

    • 200+ funny and hilarious jokes!
    • Excellent for early and beginning readers
    • Hours of fun and entertainment for your child
    • Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud and also for Christmas
    • 200+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes!

    This funny joke book is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

    Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPublisher s21966
    Release dateDec 14, 2015
    ISBN9788892528918
    Christmas Cracker Jokes for Kids

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      Christmas Cracker Jokes for Kids - Aunt Lily

      AUTHOR

      How does Luis Suarez like his Christmas dinner?

      Bite-sized.

      What do the royal family play at Christmas instead of musical chairs?

      Game of Thrones.

      What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

      Get out of my face.

      Why is Christmas a busy time for David Cameron?

      He's got two parties to organize.

      What's the difference between Bono and Santa?

      Santa gives you things you want.

      Why are snowmen rubbish at cricket?

      They're always bowling snow-balls.

      I got a Ukip advent calendar this year...

      It's rubbish, all the doors keep slamming shut.

      What do ghosts eat at Christmas?

      Ghoulash

      Why do birds fly south for the winter?

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