Fun Kids Christmas Jokes: The World's Best Christmas Joke Collection

By Chris Capece

"Fun Kids Christmas Jokes: The World's Best Christmas Joke Collection" is the biggest collection of clean, funny Christmas holiday jokes from Fun Kids Jokes.

"Fun Kids Christmas Jokes" is the perfect joke book to entertain children of all ages, parents, teachers, caregivers and anyone interested in Christmas-related holiday humor. It includes 27 chapters of jokes, one-liners, riddles, puns, knock-knock jokes and more, covering popular Christmas-related joke topics such as Santa, Reindeer, Advent Calenders, Christmas Songs, the North Pole, Frosty the Snowman and various holiday foods.

Jokes in this vast collection are sure to bring lots of laughs, and can be used for lunchbox jokes, Christmas crafts and holiday activities and to keep the entire family entertained during long car rides.

Fun Kids Jokes is the premiere publisher of clean, kid-friendly jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, puns and one-liners. Founded by a parent intent on making children smile, Fun Kids Jokes now reaches millions of people each year by providing readers of all ages something to share a smile about.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Chris Capece
• Release date: Dec 11, 2019

Book preview

Preface

Fun Kids Jokes is the premiere publisher of clean, kid-friendly jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, puns and one-liners. Founded by a parent intent on making children smile, Fun Kids Jokes now reaches millions of people each year by providing parents, teachers, caregivers and children of all ages something to smile about.

This book includes Christmas-related jokes to add good cheer to the holiday season. Popular topics include Santa, Reindeer, the North Pole and more. There is something funny for any age or school grade.

Here are a few ways to use this book to help add some giggles to your Christmas holiday events:

Joke Napkin Rings – This is especially fun because it combines something crafty with funny jokes. Cut strips of paper about 2x5 and write jokes on them. Tape the ends together and use them as napkin rings. Get creative - use colored paper, put festive stickers on them or have the kids draw something cute.

Dinner Table Place Cards - Make place cards for the table with guest names on them. On the other side, include a joke or two for dinner guests to share with the table.

Showtime - Have children or guests do a Christmas party stand-up comedy performance.

Advent Calendar Humor – have a funny joke on hand every day to go along with an Advent calendar.

Riddle Game – Split your group up into 2 teams. Give each team a list of different riddle-style jokes. Teams go back and forth telling each other a joke. Teams get a point for every joke they are able to answer. The team with the most points wins something - or the losing team has to do something funny, like sing a silly song.

Lunchbox Jokes – Write jokes on Post-It style note paper and stick to the inside of a lunchbox every day in the weeks leading up to Christmas.

These are just a few ways you can use the jokes in this book. The simplest thing to do, of course, is to just read them yourself or tell them to someone. Perfect for a long car ride with family and friends. We hope you enjoy these Christmas jokes as much as we do.

Contents

75 Random Christmas Jokes

Advent Calendar Jokes

Christmas Carol Jokes

Christmas Tree Jokes

Christmas Song Jokes

Eggnog Jokes

Elf Jokes

Elf on the Shelf Jokes

Frosty the Snowman Jokes

Garland Jokes

Gingerbread Man Cookie Jokes

Grinch Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Mistletoe Jokes

North Pole Joke

Nut Cracker Jokes

Nut Jokes

Ornament Jokes

Reindeer Jokes

Rudolph Jokes

Santa Jokes

Santa's Sleigh Jokes

Scrooge Jokes

Secret Santa Jokes

Snow Jokes

Snowman Jokes

Tinsel jokes

Yule Jokes

75 Random Christmas Jokes

Here's an idea for your Christmas party: write some of these jokes on pieces of paper and put them in a basket. Let guests read them out loud for everyone to enjoy.

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?

A: Elephanta Claus

Q: What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney?

A: Crisp Cringle

Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

A: Only one - after that it's not empty any more

Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas?

A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrr

Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

A: In the dictionary

Q: What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A: Tinselitus

Q: How do elves get to the top floor of Santa's workshop?

A: They use the elfator.

Q: How did Santa describe the elf who refuses to take a bath?

A: He's elfully smelly.

Q: What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?

A: Merry Christmas to ewe

Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?

A: He got 12 months

Q: Who says oh, oh, oh?

A: Santa Claus walking backwards

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

A: Santa Claws

Q: What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?

A: Camel ye faithful

Q: What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

A: Neither - candles always burn shorter.

Q: What was the elf allergic to?

A: Sh-ELF-ish

Q: Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?

A: Silent Night

Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A: A pineapple

Q: What do you call a greedy elf?

A: Elfish

Q: Who delivers Christmas gifts to Luke Skywalker?

A: Star Claus

Q: Who hides in the bakery during Christmas?

A: A mince