Fun Kids Halloween Jokes: The World's Best Halloween Joke Collection

By Fun Kids Jokes

Fun Kids Halloween Jokes: The World's Best Halloween Joke Collection is the ultimate joke collection for parents, teachers and anyone looking for clean Halloween jokes, one-liners, knock-knock jokes and riddles.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Fun Kids Jokes
• Release date: Oct 19, 2019

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Fun Kids Halloween Jokes - The World's Best Halloween Joke Collection

Fun Kids Jokes

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Contents

1.      Halloween Candy Jokes and Riddles

2.      Halloween Candy Knock-Knock Jokes

3.      Trick or Treat Jokes for Halloween

4.      Wolf Jokes

5.      Cyclops Jokes

6.      Chocolate Jokes

7.      Jokes about Worms

8.      Monster Jokes

9.       Haunted House Jokes

10.       Boogeyman Jokes

11.       Pirate Jokes for Halloween

12.       Wizard Jokes

13.       Jokes about Broomsticks

14.       Black Cat Jokes

15.       Ghost Jokes

16.       Jokes About Bats

17.       Mummy Jokes

18.       Frankenstein Jokes

19.       Scarecrow Jokes

20.       Demon Jokes

21.       Spider Jokes

22.       Jokes about Jack-o-lanterns

23.       Jokes about Werewolves

24.       Skeleton Jokes

25.       Vampire Jokes

26.       Best Witch Jokes

27.       Harry Potter Jokes

28.       Ghoul Jokes

29.       Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes

Preface

Halloween is supposed to be fun and we're here to make sure you have something to make the people in your life laugh.

You have nothing to worry about when it comes to sharing these funny, clean Halloween jokes with all ages - both young and young-at-heart.

Many of these jokes are good for kids as young as 3, but they will not understand all of them. Children older than 3 will get more of the jokes – and kids from elementary school and up will get the most laughs.

Topics include things like ghosts, witches, zombies, vampires, spiders, bats and skeletons, so keep that in mind just in case you have sensitive kids in your audience.

Here are some fun ideas for what can you do with these Halloween jokes:

Put a joke in your child's lunch box every day. If you also pack them a snack, then put a joke with that, too.

Have a joke scavenger hunt. Write jokes on small pieces of paper and tape them to the objects listed on the scavenger hunt list

Tell the jokes to trick or treaters at your door -- you can even give an extra piece of candy to them if they know the punchline or get the riddle correct

If you're having a party, have guests take turns telling a joke to the group -- it can be hilarious watching kids tell jokes

Make fortune cookies and put a joke in each one on a little piece of paper

Tell pumpkin and Jack-o-Lantern jokes while carving pumpkins.

Take a video of people telling jokes that match their costume, like witch jokes, Harry Potter jokes and pirate jokes.

We hope this collection brings good spirits to everyone who reads or hears them…

Happy Halloween!

Halloween Candy Jokes and Riddles

Halloween Candy jokes are fun when you're getting ready to go trick or treating - and they're fun to tell the kids who come ringing your doorbell hoping you have the best Halloween candy to hand out. Give an extra candy to the child who can get the answer to one of these Halloween riddles!

Q: What Halloween candy is only for girls?

A: HER-SHE's Kisses.

Q: What kind of Halloween candy is never on time?

A: ChocoLATE

Q: What's the best thing about Halloween?

A: The day after when all the candy goes on sale.

Q: What food is crazy about Halloween chocolate?

A: A cocoa-nut.

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A: A Candy Baa.

Q: Why was the candy corn comedian booed off the stage?

A: All of his jokes were corny.

Q: What do you get when you cross candy corn and a cow?

A: Corned Beef.

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and candy corn?

A: A corn dog.

Q: Which Halloween candy is in the baseball Hall of Fame?

A: Babe Ruth.

Q: What did the M&M go to college?

A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.

Q: What kind of candy does Winnie the Pooh hand out every Halloween?

A: Bit o' Honey.

Q: What do you call stolen Tootsie Rolls on Halloween?

A: Hot chocolate.

Q: Why was the candy corn afraid of Jimmy?

A: Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.

Q: What did the boy only want Mars bars on Halloween?

A: He was dressed like an astronaut.

Q: Who taught the candy corn how to play baseball?

A: His popcorn.

Q: Who's in charge of all the candy corn?

A: The kernal.

Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?

A: A Kitty Kat bar.

Q: Which Halloween candy smells bad?

A: Footsie Rolls.

Q: What did the candy corn say when he received a compliment?

A: Aw, shucks.

Q: Where do you find haunted candy corn?

A: Lake Eerie.

Q: Which Halloween candy makes the most noise?

A: Blow Pops.

Q: What kind of prize do you win in the Halloween Grand Prix?

A: Peanut Butter Cups.

Q: Which Halloween candy do bumble bees like most?

A: Bit o Honey.

Q: Which candy is the most adventurous?

A: Three Musketeers

Q: Why was the mummy so intelligent?

A: He at a steady diet of smarties.

Q: What kind of bear on Halloween has no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

Q: What do you call a cow that can’t moo?

A: A Milk Dud.

Q: Which candy was stolen?

A: Hot tamales.

Q: What country does candy come from?

A: Sweeten.

Q: Why don’t they hand out Halloween chocolates in prison?

A: Because prisoners break out.

Q: What type of Halloween candy is bad?

A: The one's that are coco-naughty!

Q: What do you name a werewolf who stand on a Mars bar?

A: Rover.

Q: Where's the best place to put a Kit Kat bar?

A: In your meowth.

Q: How could we tell when the candy enjoyed our Halloween candy jokes?

A: It Snickers.

Q: What did the Hershey's dog chase every Halloween?

A: A kit kat.

Q: What do you tell candy corn after it graduates from high school?

A: Corn-gratulations.

Q: What the best thing about getting a Baby Ruth?

A: You'll get more home runs.

Q: What is funny and it tastes good?

A: Halloween Candy jokes.

Q: What's the hottest candy on Halloween?

A: Fireballs

Q: What's the happiest candy on Halloween?

A: Almond Joy.

Q: What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?

A: Candy corn.

I was going to tell you another candy corn joke, but it was too corny…

Halloween Candy Knock-Knock Jokes

Halloween is one of the biggest days of the year for candy lovers, followed by Easter, Christmas and Valentine’s Day. Share some fun candy jokes, along with some candy, with the trick-or-treaters in your life.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock Knock.

Who's there?