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Christmas Elf Jokes
By Aunt Lily
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Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy?
This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. It also includes some knock knock jokes and elves fun facts. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!
This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.
• Funny elf jokes for kids
• Excellent for early readers
• Includes knock-knock jokes and fun facts
• Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children
• Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
• Short jokes, cheesy jokes, elves jokes, and MORE!
From this Funny Joke Book...
What do you call a stingy elf?
Elfish
What is invisible smells like candy canes?
Elf breath
Is making Christmas toys difficult?
No, it just takes a little elf-ort.
Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of wholesome hilarity will make you and those around you smile from ear to ear.
Fun for the entire family!
Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early readers. It also includes some knock knock jokes and elves fun facts. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!
This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.
• Funny elf jokes for kids
• Excellent for early readers
• Includes knock-knock jokes and fun facts
• Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children
• Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
• Short jokes, cheesy jokes, elves jokes, and MORE!
From this Funny Joke Book...
What do you call a stingy elf?
Elfish
What is invisible smells like candy canes?
Elf breath
Is making Christmas toys difficult?
No, it just takes a little elf-ort.
Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of wholesome hilarity will make you and those around you smile from ear to ear.
Fun for the entire family!
Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
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