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    Really Horrible Animal Jokes
    Really Horrible Animal Jokes
    Really Horrible Animal Jokes
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    Really Horrible Animal Jokes

    By Karen King

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    Q: What did one maggot say to the other maggot?
    A: What's a nice girl like you doing in a joint like this?

    From farmyard animals to creepy crawlies, all your favourite creatures are included in this side-splitting joke book. Featuring over 120 stinky, slimy and silly jokes, as well as hilarious full-colour illustrations, this book is perfect for kids aged 7+.

    ABOUT THE SERIES: Really Horrible Jokes taps into kids' fascination with all things yucky! Humorous cartoon illustrations accompany the gross jokes, giving the books a wacky, anarchic look. Readers will love to dip into this treasure trove of ickiness and share their new jokes with friends and family.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArcturus Publishing
    Release dateOct 18, 2019
    ISBN9781838578060
    Really Horrible Animal Jokes
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    Karen King

    Karen King is a multi-published author of children's books and romantic fiction. She has had 120 children's books published, two romantic novels, several short stories for women's magazines, and has just signed a three book contract for chick lit novels with Accent Press. Her first chick lit novel 'I Do - Or Do I?' is out now.

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