The Big Book of Riddles & Jokes
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Packed full of hilarious riddles, jokes, math brain teasers, and general mischief, The Big Book of Fun Riddles & Jokes is ideal for young readers, teens—and their parents!
•500+ riddles and jokes!
•Endless hours of clean, fun family jesting.
•Math brain teasers, trick questions, and more.
Partially illustrated, this is one book that even shy readers won’t be able to put down. And better yet—in figuring out the riddles and reading the jokes—kids improve their comprehension, word recognition and learn to think outside the box.
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The Big Book of Riddles & Jokes - Sebastian Carpenter
Chapter 1: Troublesome Riddles
These riddles are fast-paced, short and a tad easier to comprehend. They are a great way to introduce you to the challenges contained within this book and to the wonderful universe of riddles.
Riddles 1-15:
I am something to make you think, I am something to make you know. I am something to which the answer you might never know.
Annotation: You are searching for the answer to one right now.
Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle and hard all around.
Annotation: Lay your head down.
I am so simple, that I can only point yet I guide men all over the world!
Annotation: I’m circular.
If you feed it, it lives. If you water it-it dies!
Annotation: I burn brightly.
What has legs but cannot walk?
Annotation: It’s sturdy.
What gets more wet as it dries?
Annotation: Wrap yourself up in this.
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.
Annotation: The alphabet.
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
Annotation: Find it on a farm.
I have keys but no doors, I have space but no rooms, I allow you to enter but you are never able to leave. What am I?
Annotation: Press me.
I have wings, I am able to fly, I’m not a bird yet I soar high in the sky. What am I?
Annotation: I sell treats too.
I am a fruit, I am a bird and I am also a person. What am I?
Annotation: I taste good in green.
What is often on the ground getting stepped on by others, but you don’t have to wash it because it never gets dirty, in fact you couldn’t wash it even if you tried?
Annotation: Find it more often in summer.
What has feet on the inside but not on the outside?
Annotation: They can smell.
When does April come before January?
Annotation: You look inside it.
What do Taylor Swift and an air conditioner have in common?
Annotation: They cheer for you.
FIND THE ANSWERS
ON THE
NEXT PAGE!
Answers 1-15
Riddle.
Bed.
Compass.
Fire.
Table.
Towel.
The letter M
.
Pig (oink oink).
Keyboard.
Airplane.
Kiwi.
Shadow.
Shoes.
In the dictionary.
They both have fans.
Riddles 16-30:
When can you eat, play with, watch with and listen to music on?
Annotation: It’s famous worldwide.
What do autumn, Halloween, August, and Dracula have in common that a pumpkin doesn’t have?
Annotation: Think about it!
Four rubber ducks were floating in the bathtub, two floated away and two drowned. How many ducks are still alive?
Annotation: Do rubber ducks need air?
I can run fast and slow, I can be high or low. I can slip through almost anything, and I am needed by the poor and even kings. What am I?
Annotation: I’m an odorless substance.
You keep me close to you and you save me no matter how small or big and dirty I get. What am I?
Annotation: It makes the world go around.
Which weighs more: a ton of concrete or a ton of feathers?
Annotation: Look closely!
A purple and orange dead butterfly is in the middle of a spider web and all of its legs are caught in the web. The spider notices it and comes running at it ready to tie it up and consume it. If the butterfly wants to get away from a spider, would it have the best chance of survival if it fluttered its wings, wiggled its legs or did both?
Annotation: What state is the butterfly currently in?
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
Annotation: A relation.
What belongs to you, but is used more by others?
Annotation: Everybody has one.
What is something you can keep in your pocket that keeps it empty?
Annotation: You will sometimes find one in your pocket.
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
Annotation: Who went on the ark again?
If six children and two dogs weren’t under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Annotation: What’s the weather like again?
What begins with the letter ‘t’, is full of ‘t’ and finishes with ‘t’.
Annotation: The part that goes inside was discovered in Ancient China.
In a single-story house, there is a red chair, red bed, red computer, red flowers, red table, and a red carpet. Everything around is a red colour. What colour is the staircase?
Annotation: Levels.
I have a face and two hands, but no arms or legs. What am I?
Annotation: Look on the wall.
FIND THE ANSWERS
ON THE
NEXT PAGE!
Answers 16-30
Apple.
The letter A
.
Zero, because rubber ducks aren’t alive and cannot drown.
Water.
Money.
They both weigh exactly the same, one ton.
The butterfly can’t do any of those things because it’s dead.
His mother.
Your name.
A big hole.
Moses didn’t take any animals on the ark. Noah did!
Because it wasn’t raining.
A teapot with tea in it.
It’s a single-storey house, there is no staircase.
Clock.