Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids vol 3
By Reader's Digest (Editor)
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Knock knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, one liners and puns gauranteed to make your kids -and you- laugh out loud. Icon's for Alexa's Favorites denote her hand picked, favorite jokes. Alexa, a real life 4th grader from new York who loves telling jokes, is our resident guest editor!
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Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids vol 3 - Reader's Digest
Knock! Knock!
Eggcited
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to see me?
Together We Go
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there.
Grub.
Grub who?
Grub hold of my hand and let’s go.
Quick!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
ALEXA’S FAVORITE
Justice
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once, let me in please.
Second Place
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.
Locked Out
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mi-key isn’t working. Can you let me in?
Superman
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!
ALEXA’S FAVORITE
Come Closer
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you.
Under Arrest
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans up—you’re under arrest!
You Know Me
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno it’s me, so let me in now!
Pigs Fly
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig or an owl?
Holiday Greeting
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year.
Stick Up!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!
This Seems Familiar
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock! Knock!
Poet and You Don’t Even Know It
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry.
Mistaken Identity
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!
ALEXA’S FAVORITE
Break Down
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back ’cause I’m going to break down the door!
Gladys Is at the Door
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Off to the Store
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?
Who!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?
ALEXA’S FAVORITE
One More Time
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska just one more time.
Locked Door
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, so please let me in!
Had to Meet You
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go
