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Funny and Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
You will giggle so hard at these funny knock knock jokes for kids. There are over 100 super-funny and hilarious knock knock jokes created to make you laugh!
* Over 100 knock knock jokes
* Excellent for early readers
* Fun for kids, teens, or adults
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Manny!
Manny who?
Manny times I have knocked on this door!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aitch!
Aitch who?
Bless You!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s just a joke!
Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling:
* Help you bond with friends and family
* Lighten tense situations
* Help you make friends
* Great conversation starters
* Perfect for texts and status updates
Scroll up and click buy to start laughing today!
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