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    Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    By Bob Phillips

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    Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches!

    Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarvest House Publishers
    Release dateMar 1, 2009
    ISBN9780736932721
    Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Bob Phillips

    Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.

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      Book preview

      Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips

      KNOCK, KNOCK!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aaron.

      Aaron who?

      Aaron on the side of caution!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abba.

      Abba who?

      Abba’out face! Now march!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abbey.

      Abbey who?

      Abbey stung me on the nose!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abbott.

      Abbott who?

      Abbott time you opened this door!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abby.

      Abby who?

      Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      A bee.

      A bee who?

      A bee C D E F G H…!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abel.

      Abel who?

      Abel to see you—ha, ha!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Abel.

      Abel who?

      Abel seaman!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Acid.

      Acid who?

      Acid here all day waiting for you.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Acis.

      Acis who?

      Acis spades!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Actor.

      Actor who?

      Actor up the contract.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Acute.

      Acute who?

      Acute little boy!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ada.

      Ada who?

      Ada burger for lunch!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Adder.

      Adder who?

      Adder you get in here?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Adelia.

      Adelia who?

      Adelia the cards after you cut the deck!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Adolf.

      Adolf who?

      Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      A Fred.

      A Fred who?

      Who’s afred of the big bad wolf?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Agatha.

      Agatha who?

      Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Agent.

      Agent who?

      Agentle breeze!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ahab.

      Ahab who?

      Ahab to go to the toilet now—quick! Open the door!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ahmed.

      Ahmed who?

      Ahmed a big mistake coming here!

      Knock, knock.

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