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The Super Fun Knock Knock Joke Book: Over 700 Hilarious Jokes!
By Ana Bermejo and Ivy Finnegan
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Groans and laughs aplenty in this jumbo joke book, packed to bursting with over 700 jokes for the whole family to enjoy.
Including well-loved classics and brand-new comedy gold, this off-the-wall joke book will have readers rolling on the floor. In reading and telling the jokes, kids will pick up cultural references as well as improve their reading comprehension, verbal skills and social confidence! The doodle-style illustrations will also tickle readers' funny bones.
This family-friendly joke book is a way to enjoy screen-free time. Perfect for readers aged 6+.
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The Super Fun Knock Knock Joke Book - Ana Bermejo
CHAPTER 1
Silly Jokes
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Cereal …
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Twitter.
Twitter who?
Have you got an owl in there?
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Linda …
Linda who?
Linda hand to get this heavy suitcase up the steps!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute dog!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Colin …
Colin who?
Colin round to see you!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Denver …
Denver who?
Denver the good old days!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Carla…
Carla who?
Carla me please. We need to talk.
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Peg …
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I’ve got the wrong door!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Lauren.
Lauren who?
Lauren order!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howie…
Howie who?
I’m fine thanks. How are you?
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
No, it’s Doctor Strange, not Doctor Who!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Arnold …
Arnold who?
Arnold friend you haven’t seen for years!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Patrick.
Patrick who?
Patricked me into knocking on your door!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Elvis.
Elvis who?
Elvis is a complete waste of time, I’m off!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you too!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Andrew …
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture for you!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Lisa…
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Dimension …
Dimension who?
Dimension it!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Alvin …
Alvin who?
Alvin your heart—just you vait and see!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Olive …
Olive who?
Olive you, too!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
India …
India who?
India is some of my stuff, and I’ve come to collect it!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona have eyes for you!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam-enchanted evening!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Dot …
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Julia.
Julia who?
Julia want some milk and cookies?
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Avon …
Avon who?
Avon to drink your blood!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Lefty.
Lefty who?
Lefty home on your own again!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don Patrol!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour—let me in!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
House …
House who?
House you doing!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
May …
May who?
May the force be with you!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Dime…
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock, knock joke!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Toby …
Toby who?
Toby or not to be!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Goliath …
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Atilla …
Atilla who?
Atilla you open this door I’m a gonna stand here!
Knock, knock …
Who’s there?
Maxwell …
Maxwell who?
Maxwell call later—he asked me to let you know!
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