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    Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    By Bob Phillips

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    The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored!" the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.

    When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection!

    This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarvest House Publishers
    Release dateFeb 1, 2012
    ISBN9780736948371
    Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Author

    Bob Phillips

    Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.

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