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    Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
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    Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    By Bob Phillips

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    What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course.

    Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together.

    Knock, Knock

    Who’s There?

    Olive.

    Olive who?

    Olive to tell knock-knock jokes.

    Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarvest House Publishers
    Release dateJan 1, 2007
    ISBN9780736933056
    Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
    Author

    Bob Phillips

    Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.

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      Book preview

      Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Bob Phillips

      Pound!

      WHO’S THERE?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Heidi.

      Heidi who?

      Heidiclare, this is a funny joke.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Hester.

      Hester who?

      Hester la vista baby!

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ida.

      Ida who?

      Ida opened the door long ago.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ina.

      Ina who?

      Ina meenie miney mo.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Juanita.

      Juanita who?

      Juanita big meal.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Jess.

      Jess who?

      Jess got here a minute late.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Poppy.

      Poppy who?

      Poppy corn with butter tastes good.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Polly.

      Polly who?

      Polly wants a cracker.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Liz.

      Liz who?

      Liz see if you can open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Sue.

      Sue who?

      Sue you later.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      June.

      June who?

      June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Fanny.

      Fanny who?

      Fanny knock-knock joke, isn’t it?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Flora.

      Flora who?

      Flora is what you stand on.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Bea.

      Bea who?

      Bea good sport and open the door.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Alison.

      Alison who?

      Alison Wonderland.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Amber.

      Amber who?

      Ambersting with laughter.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Ada.

      Ada who?

      Ada lot of pizza last night.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Juno.

      Juno who?

      Juno how to open the door?

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Carmen.

      Carmen who?

      Carmen round the mountain when she comes.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Carrie.

      Carrie who?

      Carrie me back to old Virginia.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Aurora.

      Aurora who?

      Aurora borealis.

      Knock, knock.

      Who’s there?

      Celeste.

      Celeste who?

      Celeste time I’m going

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