Geoffs, have you or someone you know been injured by an umbrella? Statistically speaking….probably! Spencer will explain. Afterwards Madison is ditching the victorian era to tell us a crazy tale from the Georgian era that’ll have you screaming. We’ve got an obituary for somebody who met a terrible demise, and one for a gal who got married out of convenience, and of course, we didn’t forget, we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminalllllls! Buy our book: prh.com/obitchuaryGet your Merch: wonderyshop.com/obitchuaryCome see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.comJoin our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliterNew episodes come out every Thursday for free, with 1-week early access for Wondery+ subscribers.Follow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTokCheck out Spencer’s other podcast Cult Liter wherever you’re listening!Write to us: obitpod@gmail.comSpencer Henry & Madison ReyesPO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807Sources:https://www.newspapers.com/image/760444517/?article=1290f50f-cde6-460a-abad-dea8f5762d6a&terms=umbrellahttps://www.foxnews.com/health/motorcyclist-dies-after-freak-accident-with-umbrellaflorida woman umbrellahttps://www.heraldmailmedia.com/story/lifestyle/2017/05/18/his-common-household-item-is-killing-millions-of-people-worldwide/116637412/https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/08/death-investigation-underway-at-virginia-beach-oceanfronthttps://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/08/death-investigation-underway-at-virginia-beach-oceanfronthttps://www.iflscience.com/the-astonishing-true-story-of-the-poisoned-umbrella-assassination-69989https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrellahttps://www.newspapers.com/image/647037489/?article=f6997925-2f28-4f24-8b5a-3aefdcb3cf5c&terms=hauntedhttps://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/montereyherald/name/bettye-sollecito-obituary?id=53008831https://benjaminpauley.net/c18booktracker/node/3926https://www.geriwalton.com/mourning-in-georgian-era/https://warwick.ac.uk/fac/arts/history/chm/outreach/irish_giant/thestory/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hunter_(surgeon)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_College_of_Surgeons_of_England#Hunterian_Museumhttps://georgianera.wordpress.com/2020/06/17/the-colour-of-mourning/https://thelondondead.blogspot.com/2014/01/maria-van-butchell-died-1775-hunterian.htmlhttps://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/discover/curious-tale-martin-van-butchells-first-wifehttps://www.rcseng.ac.uk/library-and-publications/library/blog/martin-van-butchell/https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/auto-shop-employee-uses-forklift-catch-suspected-thief-midair/6HPUSR76CRF3PPHPZLT7W522S4/https://www.newspapers.com/image/867735802/?terms=%22martin%20van%20butchell%22&match=1https://www.reddit.com/r/askportland/comments/1bv5xi9/anyone_know_where_to_hire_funeral_clowns/?rdt=40084 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.