Hello Geoffs! This week Spencer was in the Holiday spirit, breaking down some toys you should absolutely never have under the tree or there might just be some deadly consequences. But first, Madison is giving us the gift of patents for some pretty macabre inventions. We’ve got an obituary for the worst Christmas ever, and one that left us with some questions. We’ve also, of course, got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls! Buy our book: prh.com/obitchuaryGet your Merch: wonderyshop.com/obitchuaryCome see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.comJoin our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliterNew episodes come out every Thursday for free, with 1-week early access for Wondery+ subscribers.Follow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTokCheck out Spencer’s other podcast Cult Liter wherever you’re listening!Write to us: obitpod@gmail.comSpencer Henry & Madison ReyesPO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807Get a cameo from us: https://www.cameo.com/obitchuarypodcastSources:https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/us-woman-stabs-boyfriend-in-eye-for-looking-at-other-women-police-4616327https://www.mayoclinic.org/medical-professionals/pediatrics/news/when-its-kids-vs-trampolines-kids-often-lose/mac-20431484https://www.al.com/entertainment/2015/12/dangerous_toys.htmlhttps://www.newspapers.com/image/292255319/?terms=%22gilbert%20u-238%22&match=1https://www.newspapers.com/image/337195192/?terms=%22lawn%20darts%20death%22&match=1https://www.cbsnews.com/news/e-scooter-hoverboard-fires-deaths-injuries-feds/https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/3104447https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/2892241https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5256068https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6299229https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyroligneous_acidhttps://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5895625https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6550114https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/20050051065https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/6526779https://image-ppubs.uspto.gov/dirsearch-public/print/downloadPdf/5353609https://www.newspapers.com/image/804500195/?terms=%223ft%20fall%22&match=1https://www.instagram.com/p/C0agJRyLa92/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.