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    World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes
    World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes
    World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes
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    World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes

    By Emma Carlson Berne

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    What do you call an oyster that won't share? And what is a penguin's favorite food? You'll find out in this book chock-full of animal jokes! Learn jokes that will have you roaring and hooting with laughter—plus a few that will leave you groaning but giggling all the same. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLerner Publishing
    Release dateJan 1, 2018
    ISBN9781541520837
    World's Best (and Worst) Animal Jokes
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    Emma Carlson Berne

    Emma Carlson Berne is the author of over one hundred and twenty books for juvenile, middle-grade, and young adult readers. She has worked with American Girl Publishing, Disney Lucasfilm, Simon & Schuster, PJ Library, Lonely Planet Kids, National Geographic Kids, and Scholastic, among others. She often ghostwrites under the names Jake Maddox, Lila Stewart, Elizabeth Woods, and Hailey Abbott. She is a keen horseback rider and lover of nature and animals. She enjoys running and walking, hiking, camping, and cooking. Emma lives in Cincinnati, Ohio with her husband and three young sons.

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