Jokes and Riddles for Kids: 300+ Jokes and Riddles

By A Hazra

Introducing "Jokes and Riddles for Kids" - the ultimate source of laughter and brain-teasers for children! This delightful book is designed to tickle the funny bones and stimulate the minds of kids aged 5-12. With its compact 6" x 9" size and 114 pages brimming with over 300 jokes and riddles, it's the perfect companion for road

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kode Script
• Release date: Oct 7, 2023
• ISBN: 9798868908132

Book preview

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Jokes and Riddles

for

Kids

This book belongs to:

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam!

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

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Where do bulls get their messages?

On a bull-etin board.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What did the man say to the wall?

One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver.

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says chew chew chew.

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious.

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Why did the M&M go to college?

Because he wanted to be a Smarty.

What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

Sneakers.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton.