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    101 Silly Dad Jokes for Kids (and Dads)
    101 Silly Dad Jokes for Kids (and Dads)
    101 Silly Dad Jokes for Kids (and Dads)
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    101 Silly Dad Jokes for Kids (and Dads)

    By Editors of Ulysses Press

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    Laugh out loud with this collection of silly dad jokes that have just enough cringe to make kids, dads, and the rest of the family face-palm—a perfect gift for Father's Day!

    Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's full of groan-inducing puns, silly one-liners, and hilarious dad jokes! Inside, kids will find clean, fun jokes that are as clever as they are embarrassing. This collection covers everything from food to the moon, with jokes including:

    Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake.

    Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? Because they would quack up.

    Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

    What do cows in Hawaii wear? They wear moo-moos.

    Rumor has it that George Washington had a lot of children. People say he was the “father of our country.”
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherUlysses Books for Young Readers
    Release dateMay 14, 2024
    ISBN9781646046720
    101 Silly Dad Jokes for Kids (and Dads)
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    Editors of Ulysses Press

    Ulysses Press is a pop culture book publishing company with offices in Brooklyn, New York, and Berkeley, California.

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