Funny Jokes For Kids

By Michelle Starseed

The funniest jokes that are good for any occasion and make good memories.
Halloween jokes, school jokes, animal jokes, superhero jokes, cheesy jokes, riddles, puns and more.
It also includes colorful images and cartoons. This book has 100 pages and 526 jokes. It can also be a great way for children to relieve anxiety.
Nothing makes a parent happier than seeing his or her child laugh. These jokes make your kids think outside the box and help them learn new things.
It has 100 pages, and 526 jokes and riddles and images combined.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Michelle Starseed
• Release date: Dec 6, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223297413

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Hope you and your kids enjoy these jokes.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crumbly.

Why did the dog go to the vet?

To get a new collar-tation.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneak-ers!

Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

To get a tweet-ment.

What kind of music do balloons hate?

Pop music.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Because it needed a root canal.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll met you at the corner!

Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?

To buy an iPatch.

What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

You're looking sharp today.

What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

Why did the frog call his insurance company?

He had a jump in his car.

Why did the monkey like the banana?

Because it had appeal.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

You look flushed!

Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend?

She was a cheetah.

What do you call a bear that's in a bad mood?

A grizzly bear.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

An ape-ril fool.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

Why did the banana put on sunscreen?