The Fantastically Funny Joke Book
By Lisa Regan
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Lisa Regan
Lisa Regan, the author of Finding Claire Fletcher, is a bestselling suspense novelist and a member of Sisters in Crime, Mystery Writers of America, and International Thriller Writers. She has a bachelor’s degree in English and a master’s degree in education from Bloomsburg University, works full-time as a paralegal, and lives with her husband and daughter in Philadelphia, where she writes books while waiting in line at the post office. Readers can learn more about her work at www.lisaregan.com.
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The Fantastically Funny Joke Book - Lisa Regan
What do you get if you cross T-rex and an evil witch?
I don’t know, but I’d definitely run away from it!
Dive in headfirst to find hundreds more laughs like this. The six sensational, snigger-tastic sections are packed full of chuckles and groans to share with your loved ones, or to keep you giggling to yourself at night.
So, next time your friends all moan that there’s no wi-fi, keep them entertained with the most hee-larious jokes on the planet. It’s true!
Chapter 1
In The Kitchen
Why did the baker work late?
Because she needed the dough!
Which beverage do ninjas enjoy?
Kara-tea!
What did the plate say to the bowl?
Dinner is on me!
What do you call a gingerbread man with a degree?
A smart cookie!
Did you hear about the banana that went to charm school?
He turned into a real smoothie!
Where’s the best place to keep pizza?
In your stomach!
What do vegetarian spiders eat?
Corn on the cobweb.
What did the cucumber say to the carrot?
Want to go for a dip?
Which pizza topping do aardvarks like best?
Ant-chovies!
Waiter, do you serve lobsters here?
Yes, Sir, we serve anybody.
Waiter, what’s this?
It’s bean soup, Sir.
I don’t care what it’s been! what is it now?
Waiter, I can’t eat this food. Please call the manager.
It’s no use, he can’t eat it either.
Waiter, there’s a snail In my salad!
That’s ok, it won’t eat much.
Waiter, is there pizza on the menu?
No, I wiped it off.
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, it will be round.
Waiter, this bread is stale!
It wasn’t last week.
Waiter, this food tastes funny.
Then why aren’t you laughing?
How do you make golden soup?
Put 24 carrots in it!
Why won’t you starve on a desert island?
Because of the sand which is there!
What do you get if you cross three ducks and some Cheddar?
Cheese quackers!
Why did the man eat lunch at the bank?
He loved rich food!
Which vegetable do boy scouts love?
String beans!
What’s the worst thing about being an octopus?
Washing your hands before dinner.
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
Ma, where’s popcorn?
Which part of swiss cheese is the least fattening?
The holes!
What did the cannibal order at the restaurant?
Pizza with everyone on it.
Did you hear about the hilarious banana?
It had the whole fruit bowl in peels of laughter!
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Crack it up!
What do you get if you cross a snake and an apple TART?
A pie-thon!
Why couldn’t the sesame seed stop cracking jokes?
It was on a roll!
Did you hear about the gravy that giggled?
It was made with laughing stock!
What do astronauts eat out of?
Satellite dishes!
No, seriously, what do astronauts use to eat from?
Oh, ok then, flying saucers!
Which day of the week do eggs hate?
Fry-day!
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk!
But why shouldn’t you tell jokes to eggs?
Because they might crack up!
Did you hear about the egg that loved to play tricks?
It was a practical yolker!
Which people like to eat snails?
The ones that don’t like fast food!
What do chimps wear when they’re cooking?
Ape-rons!
What did the nut say when it had a cold?
Cashew!
Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Nacho cheese! (Not your cheese—geddit?!)
Why did the grape try not to snore?
It didn’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch!
Why did the girl love hot chocolate?
Because she was a cocoa-nut!
Why did mother Grape go on a spa retreat?
She was tired of raisin kids!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!