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    Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
    Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
    Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
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    Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Jokes!

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    A hilarious collection of 350 unique gross jokes, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button!

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

    What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed!

    Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and disgusting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.

    For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateMar 19, 2019
    ISBN9781510743250
    Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
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    Sky Pony Press

    The Sky Pony Press editors work at the children’ s book imprint of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., in New York City.

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      Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids - Sky Pony Press

      What’s worse than finding a worm in an apple you’re eating?

      Finding half a worm!

      What did the booger say to his girlfriend?

      I’m stuck on you!

      What’s sticky and brown?

      A stick!

      What’s scarier than seeing a shark’s fin when you’re swimming?

      Seeing its teeth!

      What does a cannibal call someone sleeping in a hammock?

      Breakfast in bed!

      How do you know diarrhea is hereditary?

      It runs in your genes!

      What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

      Picket!

      Waiter, what’s this roach doing on my ice cream?

      I think he’s skiing!

      Waiter, there’s a worm in my soup!

      Don’t say anything, or everybody will want one!

      What’s yellow and green and smells like people?

      Cannibal barf!

      What do cats call mice?

      Breakfast!

      What kind of ice cream makes you sick?

      Van-ill-a!

      Why can’t skunks keep secrets?

      Someone is always catching wind of them!

      Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

      It got caught in a crack!

      Why do cannibals like to eat brains?

      It gives them food for thought!

      If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

      What happens if you eat too much alphabet soup?

      You have a huge vowel movement!

      What do you call a deer with no eyes?

      No eye-deer!

      What’s green and hangs in trees?

      Monkey snot!

      What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

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