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    Dad Jokes: A Punderful Journey
    Dad Jokes: A Punderful Journey
    Dad Jokes: A Punderful Journey
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    Dad Jokes: A Punderful Journey

    By Brandon Douglas

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    Enter a laughter-filled adventure with "Dad Jokes: The Punderful Journey," where the puns are plenty, and the groans are guaranteed. From classics, family, work humer and more, enjoy while you explore the timeless charm of dad humor and celebrate the enduring appeal of jokes that make you laugh and roll your eyes simultaneously!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrandon Douglas
    Release dateDec 9, 2023
    ISBN9798223361978
    Dad Jokes: A Punderful Journey

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      Dad Jokes - Brandon Douglas

      Copywrite 2023: Brandon Douglas

      Classic Puns

      Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

      How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

      Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.

      I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

      What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

      Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

      Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

      I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

      Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.

      How do you organize a space party? You planet.

      What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

      I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

      Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

      How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like

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