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    Kids Write Jokes
    Kids Write Jokes
    Kids Write Jokes
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    Kids Write Jokes

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    Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world…  
    Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids” they explained… so we’ve collected them here instead!
     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrews McMeel Publishing
    Release dateJun 18, 2019
    ISBN9781524855024
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      Kids Write Jokes - kidswritejokes

      Kids Write Jokes copyright © 2019 by @kidswritejokes. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews.

      Andrews McMeel Publishing

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      Originally published in 2018 by Blink Publishing.

      ISBN: 978-1-5248-5502-4

      Library of Congress Control Number: 2019932499

      Editor: Katie Gould

      Designer: Sierra Stanton

      Production Editor: Margaret Daniels

      Production Manager: Carol Coe

      Digital Production: Kristen Minter

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      For Molly,

      the funniest one of all

      Introduction

      Once upon a time, the company I worked for launched a website for kids' jokes, and–fortunately for me–I was given the task of reviewing the jokes that were sent in.

      It became clear that

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