I'm Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for Kids

By Tom E. Moffatt and Paul Beavis

A seriously good way to get kids reading…

With a whopping 500 original jokes crammed-full of puns and word-plays, this 230-page book will get kids reading and show them how much fun language can be. They'll even improve their vocabulary and thinking skills along the way.

These clean family-friendly jokes are divided into fun categories, making them easier to find and share. Brief introductions from the author explain how the jokes were inspired and constructed, and over 100 hilarious illustrations bring the jokes to life.

 

If laughter is the best medicine, this book is a seriously good cure. Suitable for jokesters aged 7 to 107.

(Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, side-splitting laughter and incessant joke-telling.)

You’ll find the following jokes and hundreds more…

 

Where is the milk always fresher?

On the udder side

 

How do you get your arm down a toilet?

U-bend it

 

Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a library book.

Okay, I’m just going to check you out

 

What does fun do at school?

Lessens

 

Why did Snow White win referee of the year?

She was the fairest of the all

BUY NOW for hundreds more of the funniest jokes for children aged 8-12 and beyond…

• Language: English
• Publisher: Write Laugh
• Release date: Sep 1, 2021
• ISBN: 9780995121096

Book preview

Time to Get Serious

I had loads of fun writing I’m Joking, my first collection of jokes. But I knew if I wanted to come up with another five hundred original jokes, I needed to get serious. So, I laid down some rules:

No watching TV.

No reading books.

No listening to podcasts.

… UNTIL I had written five jokes that day.

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It took a few long nights and entertainment-free weeks, but in less than six months … I’m Seriously Joking was complete. And to be honest, there were more than enough laugh-out-loud moments along the way to make it worthwhile.

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My goal was to provide tons of new jokes that you (and your friends and family) have never heard before. So, if I wrote a joke that seemed too obvious or familiar, I chucked it out and started over, resulting in a collection of five hundred completely fresh jokes.

I seriously hope you enjoy them!

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Fairy-tale Jokes

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Once upon a time, I thought it would be a good idea to write a few jokes for my website. I’ve now written more than a thousand of them, and The End is nowhere in sight. In fact, joke-writing has become one of the most enjoyable chapters in my author story … one that leads me in directions that I never imagined I would go. Like these fairy-tale jokes, for example.

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Why does Goldilocks go round in circles?

She always goes just right

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What did the emperor wear to his party?

His birthday suit

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What stories do puppies like?

Furry tails

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How did Jack’s mum find out about the giants?

Jack spilt the beans

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Why did Snow White win referee of the year?

She was the fairest of them all

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What made the pile of mattresses wet?

The princess and the pee

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How do we know that fairy tales are made up?

Fairies don't have tails

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What did the witch in Hansel and Gretel say when she got back to her house?

Home, sweet home

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Why did Prince Charming and Rapunzel grow their hair long?

So they could live hippily ever after

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What does Cinderella eat for a midnight feast?

Pumpkin pie

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When does Rumpelstiltskin put on weight?

When he wears a name badge

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Which prince gets left behind in the forest?

Foot prints

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What do you call a princess with a numb bum?

Sleeping booty

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What did the wolf say to his toast?

All the butter to eat you with

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Why do you need a tape measure in the shoemaker’s shop?

It’s elf service

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What do you get if you walk far, far away?

Pus in boots

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What weighs four tons and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant

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STUDENT ONE: Who ate the Gingerbread man?

STUDENT TWO: It wasn’t me, dude

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What did Hansel say when he lost his way?

Oh, crumbs!

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Why did Jack call the police?

He’d been stalked

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