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    Bernie's Best Jokes
    Bernie's Best Jokes
    Bernie's Best Jokes
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    Bernie's Best Jokes

    By J.E Bright

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    Why do cats always win video games? They get nine lives!

    More than 350 goofy jokes inside, plus quirky pictures on every page!

    This kooky cat’s collection of kid-friendly clean jokes has tons of nutty funniness so everybody gets the giggles. Don’t miss the silliness in <

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrighten Press
    Release dateMay 8, 2018
    ISBN9781732338111
    Bernie's Best Jokes
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    J.E Bright

    J. E. Bright is the author of many novels, novelizations, non-fiction books, and novelty books for children and young adults including Walking with Dinosaurs: Patchi's Big Adventure and Walking with Dinosaurs: The Great Migration. He lives in a sunny apartment in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Manhattan, with his difficult but soft cat, Mabel, and his sweet kitten, Bernard.

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