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LAUGH A LITTLE

■ I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.

■ My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.

■ I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD. It was here a minute ago.

■ I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.

JUST DESSERTS

At a party, a wife admonishes her husband for eating too much.

“That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t