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AT THE BAR

A drunk man walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.

“Sorry,” says the bartender, “you’ve obviously had a little too much to drink already.”

Fuming, the man walks out the front door and walks in by the side door. “Can I have a drink, please?”

“Sorry,” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.”

The man walks out and goes in through the back door.

“Can I please have a drink?” he asks.

“Enough!” The bartender screams. “I told you, no drinks!”

The drunk man looks at the bartender closely and exclaims, “Hayibo! How many bars do you work at?”

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