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    Overpoured and Overheard
    Overpoured and Overheard
    Overpoured and Overheard
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    Overpoured and Overheard

    By Emily Turner

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    Overpoured and Overheard is a collaboration of one liners slurred over the bar and conversations on cocktails. It’s a light, witty, and fun read. All quotes are original lines from real drinkers, and service industry employees.
    This book serves as entertainment at a party or the perfect gift for a friend who has said the wrong thing at the right time. Readers ages 21-75 will find not only humor in this book, but what not to say under the influence.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEmily Turner
    Release dateJan 16, 2013
    ISBN9781301681402
    Overpoured and Overheard
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    Emily Turner

    Emily Turner traded in her wings as a flight attendant to pursue acting and writing in the city that never sleeps, Manhattan. After living a robust 12 years in the big apple, she ran off to Costa Rica to write novels where she met her husband. She now lives in Montreal Canada, and spends her time managing her organic skincare line and writing. When she isn't writing she enjoys traveling and volunteering at animal shelters in Costa Rica.

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