GAG OF THE MONTH
MR RIGHT
MY GIRLFRIEND just dumped me. “I can’t take it anymore,” she said. “You’re so pedantic; everything has to be just so, and everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving you. I’ve found someone else. Gary and me are driving north tonight and you’ll never hear from me again.”
She was just about to leave when I yelled, “No, wait!”
She turned back, tears in her eyes, a glimmer of hope still remaining.
That was when I uttered those
