Couple-Lovers Funny Joke Book
By Ayir Amrahs
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About this ebook
Giggling may ease torment by making the body produce its regular painkillers. Giggling can also break the agony-fit cycle caused by some muscle issues and increase personal fulfillment. Chuckling can likewise make it easier to adapt to tough spots. It additionally assists you with associating with others. Numerous individuals experience misery, at times, because of persistent illnesses. Chuckling can help diminish your downturn and nervousness and cause you to feel more joyful.
This 'jokes book' of ours is a work to relieve your stress with grins, laughs, and giggles.
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Couple-Lovers Funny Joke Book - Ayir Amrahs
About the Book
A decent snicker has extraordinary long-term impacts. At the point when you begin to snicker, it doesn't simply relieve your burden intellectually; it incites actual changes in your body. Chuckling can animate numerous organs. Chuckling upgrades your admission of oxygen-rich air, animates your heart, lungs, and muscles, and expands the endorphins that are delivered by your mind. Giggling can also energise the course and aid muscle unwinding, both of which help alleviate some of the actual side effects of pressure.
Giggling may ease torment by making the body produce its regular painkillers. Giggling can also break the agony-fit cycle caused by some muscle issues and increase personal fulfillment. Chuckling can likewise make it easier to adapt to tough spots. It additionally assists you with associating with others. Numerous individuals experience misery, at times, because of persistent illnesses. Chuckling can help diminish your downturn and nervousness and cause you to feel more joyful.
This 'jokes book' of ours is a work to relieve your stress with grins, laughs, and giggles.
— Author
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On her wedding night, she goes to bathe and change for her romantic honeymoon. She comes out of the bathroom in a beautiful robe.
He says to her: My love, why so many clothes? We are already married. Open the robe and let me see your beauty.
The woman opens the negligee. The man heaves a sigh and says: My love, what a beauty of yours! A photo, please.
For what, my life?
To always carry your photo close to my heart and to be able to contemplate your beauty daily.
He enters to bathe and when he comes out, she says to him: My love, why that robe? We are already married. Take it off to contemplate yourself.
The man opens his robe and she says: Let me take a picture of you.
What for, my life?
To make an enlargement!
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A couple kisses and asks each other: What have you noticed?
Strawberry flavour.
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Darling, a husband whispered to his wife late one night, if I die, will you remarry then?
I think so.
Will he sleep in this bed?
It's the only bed in the house, so we have to.
Will you make love to him?
It's done. He's my husband.
Are you going to give him my car?
No, she yawned, he cannot drive an automatic transmission.
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The groom tells the bride you are so beautiful and the bride tells the groom you are so obvious.
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A couple each time made love, the husband always insisted on turning off the lights. After 20 years, the woman began to feel that this was ridiculous, and she thought that she should stop that stupid habit.
So one night, in the middle of a wild, scandalous and romantic session, he turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw that her husband was holding an electrical device in his hands. A vibrator! Softer, longer and more wonderful than a real one.
The woman was very angry.
Helpless son of a fucking…yelled at him, how could you fool me all these years?
I want you to explain! The husband looked her directly in the eyes and said very calmly: Okay, I'll explain about the toy...
You explain to me about the children.
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A drunken man comes to his house and shouts: Old woman, I am here, open me up!
And the wife answers No. You come drunk, I will not open you.
The drunkard says Mmmm I bring flowers for the most beautiful woman in the world.
Says the wife: Really?
Drunk: Yes, but open me.
Old woman: Ayyy and where are the flowers?
Drunk: And where is the most beautiful woman in the world?
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The hospital receives a phone call:
My wife is going to give birth!
Is this your first child?
No. I'm her husband!
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A man comes home from work and throws himself on the couch in front of the TV. After a while he shouts to his wife: Give me a beer before it starts!
The lady who wants to avoid trouble fetching a beer and placing it on the coffee table. The man sweeps the beer. After a while, the man shouts again: Give me a beer before it starts!
The lady, who is in a pretty good mood, picks up another beer and places it on the coffee table. The man also sweeps it and after a while, he shouts again: Give me a beer, it starts anytime now!
Then the wife gets enough and goes into the man.
You fat, lazy haystack! Lie and stare at the TV and drink beer!
Then the man says: Now it has begun.
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Three women who were sisters get married in a joint wedding the same day and the next day their mother tells